Laughter is the Best Catechism

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Not Exactly

A man came stumbling out of a bar and bumped into two priests. One of the priests said, "Sir, what is your name and where do you live?" The man said, "I'm Jesus Christ." The priests looked at each other, smiled, and one said "I don't think that's right. You've had too much to drink."

"You're wrong," said the barfly. "Let me prove it to you." He grabbed each of the priests by the elbow and took them back into the bar.

When they got through the door, the bartender looked up and said, "Jesus Christ! Are you back here again?"

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The second commandment forbids the abuse of God's name, i.e. every improper use of the names of God, Jesus Christ, but also of the Virgin Mary and all the saints. (Catholic Catechism Par. 2146)

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